03.16.06
Spring – where art thou?
22 days to go …. 
Greetings from the fridge …. its ever so ever so parky here at the mo – its hard to advise travellers from foreign climes what to pack in their cases … 
Sadly the cold isn’t killing off the bugs 
been a bit stretched at hh this week with staff off – and I’ve come home tonight shivery and cold …
but am thinking positive thoughts to keep the germs at bay …. 
Things at the JJB still not good 
– 1 win out of 5 ….
its been rumoured on the messageboard that THAT MAN 
will be O.B.E soon ….
(thats Out Before Easter …. 
) … and apparently there’s ‘no rift’ – 
– but the injury jinx continues with another of our ‘returning’ players crocked again – and the best signing so far Mr Feka out for 6 weeks with a torn calf muscle 
I am beginning to think the stadium is built on some ancient burial ground … 
There’s a rather good ad for Lynx for men on TV here at the mo featuring Ben Affleck – whom I’ve not really taken much notice of until now …. 
The fragrance is called Click. Ben goes round with a clicker counting the number of times someone flirts with him 
– which him being him is a fair number – til he meets the lift boy who wears the fragrance whose clicker is way up in the thousands …
well as part of the promo they are giving away ‘clickers’ (I did offer to get one for a certain someone – but he tells me he already has two …. 
)
Our local Sex God 
(aka Mrs Bits’ No1 Son …) has got one – so as a public service I am telling all you young ladies – watch out!!! 
G.E. Rothers is on the pull … 
and he’s threatening to take the 4 legged babe magnet with him!!!!! 
No Woman will be safe …. :tee hee:
(The 4 legged babe magnet will be out of action on Monday tho … has a meeting with 2 house bricks at the vets …. 
Wonder if Mrs B has considered same for No1 Son ???? 
)
Time for bed said Zebedee … 